Piperisms

I keep laughing at the cute things Piper says, and I want to record them for her for later! I keep forgetting to jot them down, but here's a few:
Pretending to play doctor...but pausing to hep me instead, "The doctor was delivering a baby, but she'll do the baby next week and help you instead."
Putting on dressy shoes for sale in Old Navy and following me around, "Look at me, I'm a short mommy!"
Irritated that Amy, Allison, and Josiah hadn't responded to a text-ed picture of her, she was unhappy with my excuse, "Oh, they're in school and working, they're busy people." She said, "In school?!! Why are they still kids?" Implying that they're WAY too old to be in school still.